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Entries from February 2008

Bonafide Signs

February 21, 2008 · 1 Comment


This was seen at 8:45 in the morning on Buswick Ave and Johnson right next to the Khim’s Millennium Market.
If those two things correlating isn’t a sign of GENTRIFICATION then check this out:

So I moved to Bushwick Brooklyn almost about a year ago. I thought to myself that the police presence was reassuring compared to what that neighborhood’s history will have you think of it. I was wrong. The following is an anecdote that will make you cringe at the ever present problem/unifying social experience of GENTRIFICATION.

I’m sitting in my apartment wolfing down a dinner that I made with suspicious meat from the cheap C-Town supermarket down the block. Adjacent to a barbershop as well as a Chinese restaurant located right next to Spanish owned deli. There are usually crews of vagrants who stain that part of the sidewalk with urine when they’ve been standing outside for long enough. They weren’t there this evening, so I made it back home pretty quick to cook during the end of Fully Flared and pop in Office Space once I sat down to eat. I’d been debating calling back a beautiful girl who I just recently got re-acquainted with and thought to do so during the after dinner cigarette. I went out to my deli after I put the plate in the sink to make the extravagant purchase of two looseys, as I’m broker than broke at the moment, (packing lunch before evening class). I start to call her from the deli while he’s looking for the pack. He gives me a pack with just two cigarettes in it while I’m listening to the first ring. She picks up at the crosswalk. All the rudimentary greetings are exchanged and I invited her out to a bar where I might be getting free drinks later, didn’t tell her that. She tells me that she’s sick by the time the light changes and I’m on the other side of the crosswalk. I’m trying to figure out how to make a terse salutation so as to seem not to care to much about drinking by myself that night. While I’m searching for the words two dorky looking people jump out of an unmarked van and proceed to shine a flashlight in my face. They tell me to get off the phone and stay still—that was easy saying goodbye. When I hang up I immediately ask for a badge, one guy is wearing a DC fitted! The other cop is a short woman with her hair pulled back; she’s the one that offered me a glance at her hip for confirmation. They then proceed to give me all the usual bullshit. “You know they sell drugs in that deli right?”, “No I don’t!” “Don’t get smart with me”, “Whatever man”. Case and point because I was wearing a black leather members only jacket, dark jeans, and was black . I took one for the dealers on my block. There are at least 30 dealers in the two block vicinity and a handful of coked out hipsters hopping out of tinted Impala’s they could’ve bagged. No way. These recent academy graduates took the easy way out with racial profiling. Welcome to a page dedicated to the oddities of GENTRIFICATION.

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Interview Series: Anonmity 2nd Installment

February 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

Here is an interview based around the same questions as that of my drama student homeboy. However the perspective has changed and so have the answers. This is testimony from New York Native, a female somewhere around 20 or so. She’s no geezer (28) j/k. She asked for her name to be withheld so I’m going to respect that. There is also the fact that she doesn’t own a cell phone and I’ve seen her actually use a pay phone for free a la early nineties phone phreaking:

Post Hood: What do you think are some of the most accommodating and convenient aspects of living in New York City?

Home-girl: Everything is within walking/biking distance. Things are open late. You can have a nice day w/o spending money, or spending just $5. a lot of young people. a lot of cool & free things to check out (i.e. museums/bizarre buildings/the horse tracks/bizarre churches and cathedrals/ good book stores/ cool clothes to just try on/bizarre hotels/roofs, etc). Dumplings, falafel, pizza etc are cheap and near. a lot of cool stuff to find on the street because there are always so many people walking around (i.e. jewelry, money, pictures, notes, etc)
in just half an hour you can be in a completely different world (i.e. 125th Street versus Lincoln Center versus Chinatown versus wall street versus Staten island….)

PH: When do you feel like you freedom to enjoy leisure time is compromised, like a circumstantial encumbrance?

HG: When the weather is shitty? When I’m being lazy? I don’t know….when I have to do school work? Give me an example of a circumstantial encumbrance.

PH: Do you reserve dates and times to have the most fun or do you try you best to flow you fun intake?

HG: I guess I flow my fun intake: I‘m reserving Mardi-Gras and Chinese New Year for fun.

PH: Do you get mad at certain peoples outfits on the street?

HG: I sometimes get mad at peoples outfits on the street

PH:How Mad?

HG: Mad enough to spit

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Inconclusive Statements

February 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Out of my hands.

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