Insult your friends in the most fun ways with these hilarious sarcastic quotes.
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence” – Oscar Wilde
Hence people who throw sarcasm this one is for you, assuring that you are intelligent enough.
Sarcastic comments are like pickup lines that work only with the closest friends. The more strong the bond, the level of sarcasm increases and the comfort as well.
When scrolling through Instagram the first funny meme goes to our best friends’ chatbox. In all aspects, we think of them.
Every person has this comic aggression towards their friends that they want to express but not directly and that’s how they use the medium of funny quotes and memes.
This saves them from not saying it directly on their faces but also let the message reach them.
There is a weird logic that exists out there in the world which says if you love someone you tend to insult them more.
If someone is your best friend they will never knock at your door before entering. If someone hurts your best friend, although you don’t know that person you will hate him too.
Without sarcasm, a bond feels incomplete and friends follow it thoroughly. They want to give those perfect comebacks and insult you in healthy ways because it is their way of saying “I love you”.
When asked to praise a friend the other will take hours to do so, but insult is like a ready-to-go kind of monologue or can say one-liner waiting to be thrown at them. There are so many things like this but this is real and funny at the same time.
Find a great collection of most sarcastic quotes for friends and epic replies that will create lots of laughter. LOL!
Funny Sarcastic Quotes For Friends
Every group has someone who is a tube light with comebacks. If you are that tube light it is your time to glow brighter and follow this like a helpful book that will save you from any insults in the future.
Save yourself from insult with these epic sarcastic quotes and reply…
#1.
I have met some pricks in my time. But You! My Friend, Are the Fucking CACTUS.
#2.
Everyone has the right to be ugly. But you are overdoing it.
#3.
I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.
#4.
My dear bestie, never take bath with “Dettol Soap” I’ve heard Dettol kills bacteria and I don’t want to lose you.
#5.
You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
#6.
Your worst idea ever…I will be there in 5 minutes.
#7.
As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure is going to happen.
#8.
Looking at your best friend and saying, “I’ll do it if you will do.
#9.
My Friend Logic – I insult you because I love you.
#10.
When I say I won’t tell anybody. My friend doesn’t count it.
#11.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find your brain back there.
#12.
When I text you the whole paragraph and after 1-hour you text me back ‘K’. Are you asking to be punched?
#13.
If I was a bird. I know who I’d shit on.
#14.
My life may be a joke. But it’s not as funny as your face.
#15.
I am not insulting you. I am describing you.
#16.
I get so emotional when you’re not around. That emotion is called Happiness.
#17.
If you ran like your mouth. You’ll be good in shape.
#18.
You are so annoying. I hate the way your voice sounds like screeching tires in traffic.
#19.
I love that super cute thing you do where you don’t text me back for hours, adorable.
#20.
‘I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
#21.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
#22.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
#23.
Tell me how I have upset you because I want to know how to do it again.
#24.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
#25.
Everybody has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
#26.
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
#27.
‘I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
#28.
That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
#29.
Is your ass jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
#30.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
#31.
A true friend: Someone who asks for your advice, and does the complete opposite.
#32.
People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.
#33.
‘I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
#34.
You suck less than most people.
#35.
‘I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.
These sarcastic quotes for friends are best to pull their legs and create lots of joy. Share them with your friends and besties to create more offensive replies and comebacks.
Which sarcastic quotes do you like the most?
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