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25 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes To Create Lots of Laughter

Chuckle Up: Hilarious Quotes for a Thanksgiving Full of Laughter:

As the aroma of roasted turkey fills the air and families gather around tables laden with festive feasts, Thanksgiving is not only a time for gratitude but also an opportunity for laughter. Amidst the blessings and pumpkin pies, a dash of humor can add a delightful flavor to your Thanksgiving celebrations.

In this collection of 25 funny Thanksgiving quotes, we’ve curated a lineup of witty and light-hearted sentiments that are sure to bring smiles to your face and create an atmosphere of joy during this special holiday. Let’s embark on a journey of laughter as we celebrate the season of thanks with a hearty dose of humor.

Turkey and Laughter: 25 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share

  1. “Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.” – Two Thanksgiving Day Gentlemen
  2. “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” —Jon Stewart
  3. “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck.
  4. “We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.” —George Carlin
  5. “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James.
  6. “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” – Irv Kupcinet
  7. “I like football. I find it an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”—Craig Ferguson
  8. “I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.” – Henry David Thoreau
  9. “It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends
  10. “When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson
  11. “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”—Charlie Brown
  12. “There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” – George Bernard Shaw
  13. “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.”—Dylan Brody
  14. “For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz
  15. “If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the universe.”—Carl Sagan
  16. “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance
  17. “A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard
  18. “It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.” –Unknown
  19. “When you practice gratefulness, there is a sense of respect towards others.” – Dalai Lama
  20. “I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.”—Damien Fahey
  21. “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson.
  22. “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” –Robert Brault
  23. “Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert
  24. “If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten
  25. “If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.” —Mitch Hedberg.

As the echoes of laughter fill the room and the warmth of gratitude surrounds us, these 25 funny Thanksgiving quotes have undoubtedly added a touch of humor to your festive celebrations. Thanksgiving is not just a time for reflection but also an occasion to share joy and create lasting memories with loved ones.

Whether these quotes elicited chuckles or hearty laughter, may the spirit of mirth accompany you throughout this season of thanks. Embrace the joy, relish the moments, and let the shared laughter become a cherished part of your Thanksgiving tradition. Happy Thanksgiving!

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