60 Hilarious Flirting Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Crush

Make your crush smile with these fun humor and flirting pick up lines…

Some people show love with gifts, cards, flowers, and candles on a dinner date. But cracking love jokes can be the most targeting way to express your interest, especially when you don’t have enough money to spend. 😉

These flirting pick up lines are usually fun humorous and bring lots of laughs together. You will find it super enjoying and chilling while sharing your moments of happiness.

If you are in the friend zone and want to know his/her feelings without spoiling your friendship, trust me! nothing can beat the attitude of cracking these love jokes. At least you’ll get lots of laughs if not love. 😉

Its time to catch her attention with these flirting pick up lines. But make sure you keep it friendly and light-hearted so the other person doesn’t get spooked with your intensity.

Flirting Pick Up Lines & Sayings For Your Crush

#1.

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot!

#2.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

#3.

I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

#4.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will return it back.

#5.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

#6.

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

#7.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

#8.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

#9.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

#10.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

#11.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

#12.

Can I borrow a quarter? What for? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

#13.

Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming

#14.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

#15.

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

#16.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

#17.

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

#18.

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

#19.

Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

#20.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

#21.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

#22.

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

#23.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

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#24.

Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?

#25.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

#26.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass.

#27.

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

#28.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

#29.

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

#30.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

#31.

Your name is my favorite word.

#32.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

#33.

You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

#34.

Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.

#35.

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

#36.

Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

#37.

Are you Google? Cause I just found what I’m looking for.

#38.

I may be a flirt but your boyfriend likes it!!

#39.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

#40.

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

#41.

Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

#42.

Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

#43.

Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

#44.

You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.

#45.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced to life.

#46.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

#47.

I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

#48.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

#49.

Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

#50.

When I saw you, I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

#51.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

#52.

Can I have your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

#53.

You must be a star because you look beautiful from a distance.

#54.

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

#55.

You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

#56.

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

#57.

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?