Wish your buddy a kickass New Year!!!
If you think your friends don’t deserve a well-sophisticated wish from you. Just screw them with these most hilarious and funny New Year wishes to add LOL…CRAZY!!
Express your true feelings and tell them that you don’t want them to get success, look skinner, join a gym, eat healthily, and get married this year.
Instead, you want them to gain weight, look fatty and a bit older, enjoy parties & endless celebrations of your success. 😉
BOOM!!!!
These crazy wishes will blow their mind and create lots of fun memories around. Share your moments of happiness and love with just a little use of your witty behaviors.
Find the great collections of the most funny New Year wishes to cheer up this NEW YEAR!!
Funny New Year Wishes
Best New Year wishes for your No-brain friends. 😉
#1.
“Thanks for being my partner in crime all through the year.” Happy New Year!!Click To Tweet
#2.
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott FitzgeraldClick To Tweet
#3.
May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!Click To Tweet
#4.
'Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.'Click To Tweet
#5.
I wish you more trips, more drinks, more parties, bunk more classes… more than the last year and have new targets to achieve Next Year… Happy New Year buddy!Click To Tweet
#6.
“I promise this year too I won't let you to do stupid things Alone.” Happy New Year!Click To Tweet 
#7.
To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah… SCREW THAT. I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy New Year!!Click To Tweet 
#8.
One more year to communicate just with… Face Expressions. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#9.
I wish this Year God help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. Happy New Year You Junkies!!Click To Tweet
#10.
I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!Click To Tweet
Setting some New Year’s resolutions? These funny resolutions quotes are the best replies for friends who failed to stick around.
#11.
I wish you lots of drinking, parties, adrenaline rushes, hot girlfriends and never ending charm…. Rocking New Year My Dear Friend.Click To Tweet#12.
Happy New Year! Now Go and Sleep.Click To Tweet#13.
Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!Click To Tweet
#14.
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet
#15.
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!Click To Tweet
#16.
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#17.
I’m so excited for 2021! Can’t wait to waste another year with you. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet
#18.
I have got the best business idea of 2020, I’m going to start Facebook and WhatsApp rehab centers throughout the country. First invitation is for you!Click To Tweet#19.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Happy New Year!!Click To Tweet#20.
'May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.' – Joey AdamsClick To Tweet#21.
Our lives are influenced by each other. I made you a more responsible person and you made me a weirder person… Thanks for all the efforts you have made to change me… Looking forward for more weirdness… Happy New Year 2020!Click To Tweet
#22.
The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.Click To Tweet
#23.
May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of lifeClick To Tweet!#24.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney and ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#25.
You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#26.
It’s time to start the New Year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.Click To Tweet#27.
New Year Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. Now Come on Fast!! Lets Celebrate New Year Eve.Click To Tweet#28.
Hope you do some running around, and lose few pounds this year. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet
#29.
It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurry Up! Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#30.
Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. Happy New Year!!Click To Tweet
#31.
Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass New Year.Click To Tweet
#32.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#33.
I hope you will not spend the first day of the New Year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet#34.
May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy New Year!Click To Tweet
#35.
May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.Click To Tweet
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